And then I discovered that there are no pirate costumes available in the greater Anchorage area for undersized three year-olds, and no pirate costumes at all for adult women that aren't implicitly slutty. Still we made do.
Behold, the (tiny) Dread Pirate Roberts and his loyal ally, Inigo Montoya:
First we re-enact Inigo and Westley's first meeting and acrobatic fight.
Then we become friends.
Then we pose like pirate homeys.