Thursday, August 9, 2012

MANGOS! SECRETS!! HAMSTER CAPTAINS!!!

Sorry about all the exclamation points. It's been awhile since I've blogged and my perspective is askew.

Productive day has been productive.

After day jobbe, grocery shopping and a picnic dinner with the child, I made a boatload* of mango salsa, worked on Sekrit Projekt** and read a bit from a book that actually made me laugh out loud***.

And tomorrow I'm going gold panning. Hear that? Real life gold panning. With a freaking pan and EVERYTHING****. Wish me luck!


*A very small boat, perhaps large enough for a hamster captain and a small crew of voles. They're very efficient. Hence the joke: "How many voles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" Answer: "Only one. They're very efficient." I did not say it was a good joke.

**Very soon to be UnSekrit Projekt. :D

***The last time a book made me laugh out loud, I was on an airplane and trying very hard to be quiet and unobtrusive. So of course I started choking, which made me squirm and spasm, and I nearly ended up with my seatmate's wallet in my mouth. Turns out it looked as though I was having a particularly violent seizure.

****I have no idea what else is involved. Gold, I guess. And some water, maybe.

4 comments:

  1. I have many comments. First: my dad is a goldpanner and tho we have the motherload here in California, he wants to goldpan in Alaska. Mango salsa is disgusting. I have seen voles, i think it would take two of them to successfully rotate a lightbulb into place. I look forward to hearing about teh secrit prejekt. That is all.

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    1. 1. It is gorgeous up here. I'll post pics when I get a chance.

      2. It is not either!

      3. That could be. They are veddy, veddy small.

      4. Eeeeeeeeee...it's so fun.

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