My five goals, in no particular order, for twenty-twelve:*
- Master the art of eating hot foods without losing control of my mucous membranes
- Finally watch all of Jacob's Ladder without covering my eyes during the seizure-gimp scenes
- Write that 120,000-word buddy comedy novel mash-up of Twilight and Throw Momma from the Train
- Grow another inch
- Finish two novels
What are your goals, dear readers? What one or three or five things do you hope to accomplish in twenty-twelve? (Yes, I do like seeing it written out, why do you ask?)
*Subject to change without notice, available only in states and territories where permitted, in Spanish where available, may cause narcolepsy, robotism or bleeding of the eyes.