AND OTHER THINGS I DON'T HAVE IN COMMON WITH BRUCE AND DEMI'S KIDS

I came up with the perfect topic for a blog post today. Scout's Honor, I did. (For just a moment, I thought that two of three of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's children were named Scout and Honor, and I thought a-ha! you clever bastards...but it's Scout and Rumor, and Scout's Rumor is...well, I don't know what it is, but it sounds vaguely scandalous, or like the sort of book that might find itself banned in Kansas).

Anyway, I wrote the opening of the post in tiny letters on a large sticky note, which is how I keep track of most important things. And then I stuck it in my bag and brought it home, unveiling it - viola! - mere moments ago. And what to my wondrous eyes did appear? Why, a grocery shopping list. I seem to have snatched the wrong sticky. Story. Of. My. Life.

So, in lieu of sweet inspiration, I give you:


kalamata olive bread
red bean paste
beets (small)
Mini Eggs (before they're all gone oh dear God move like you got a purpose!)

Yes, I do editorialize my shopping list. And yes, I will look for that Sticky Note of Great Ideas and try to get that up over the weekend. In the meantime, please do try to make something delicious with these ingredients.

Best,
H