Urban fantasy author Hillary Jacques. Far, far away and generally up to no good.
*snerk* Stir-fry out of your nose REALLY hurts ; P
I'm sorry to hear that, but I'm going to have to say that it was probably worth it. (I can say this because it didn't happen to me)
Unless you've been f*&^cked by a hedgehog....
...which is technically a legume.
All these are true, including the fact about the porcupine. Procupines are imaginary. The little-known but highly regarded book Bestiary of the Fantastical (first published in 1834) contains a listing for the porcupine.Bestiary catalogs imaginary creatures and is, itself, imaginary.