Every now and again I am hit with, nay, I am well-nigh overcome with the burning desire to play a bass guitar really freaking well. And I can't do it. I don't know the first thing. My fingers, they are not nimble. I'm tone-deaf. I can read sheet music as well as I can program DOS basic (really slowly, with much teeth-grinding and a very rudimentary product).
But I want to. Oh, how I want to.
You got any overwhelming and completely unexplored desires, kids?
P.S. This post was brought to you by a crippling, sudden-onset desire to play bass.